there’s a budget crisis when it comes to education and welfare, but don’t worry, we always have money to spare for war
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
I PUSHED HIM INTO THE HAY AND NOW HE’S STUCK AND CAN’T GET OUT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
Sometimes the greatest sarcasm is wasted.
"I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"