Mulan (1998) // Memoirs of a Geisha (2005)

so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

"Even if you know what’s coming, you’re never prepared for how it feels."
- Natalie Standiford, How to Say Goodbye in Robot (via larmoyante)
"…And please remember that you were beautiful before he told you that you were."
- (via mermaidsongs)
What's the most illegal thing you ever did?
Anonymous

hipsterinatardis:

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

Holy shit.

poeticus:

anxiousbagel:

emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

  • "i would kill myself without you"
  • "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
  • basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you

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greencladprince:

What if Navi said “Yooooo” instead of “Hey Listen!”? :0

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

"I don’t want just words. If that’s all you have for me, you’d better go."
- F. Scott Fitzgerald (via kvtes)
"I hate remembering when you made me happy."

kougamiii:

anything is possible when the attack on titan soundtrack is playing