ugly-ugly:

there’s a budget crisis when it comes to education and welfare, but don’t worry, we always have money to spare for war

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

styraliacrossing:

I PUSHED HIM INTO THE HAY AND NOW HE’S STUCK AND CAN’T GET OUT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

styraliacrossing:

I PUSHED HIM INTO THE HAY AND NOW HE’S STUCK AND CAN’T GET OUT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

claudiagray:

Sometimes the greatest sarcasm is wasted. 

nextyearsgirl:

"I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"

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lifeis4chumps:

no why